Dark Ally: I have here with me our newest talent from Pakistan, Hayden Sikh. Hayden, where do you see yourself going in this federation?

Hayden: It's a dream just to be here for now but I'm ambitious and expect to go right to the top eventually....

Dark Ally: Well you're still very young......

Hayden (Grabs the mic): I don't need people saying "but you're still young" or "you've got a name that sounds like a kids game". I'm for real and won't be losing many bouts. That's a promise.
It took me a while to convince Jason or Ryan or whoever the boss is around here to have me, I get them mixed up

Ally: Jason's the owner, Ryan's the GM.

Hayden: Yeah, yeah, that stuff, whatever. Anyway now they've taken me I'm not going to let them down. I do know that Jason.. that's the owner right.. anyway, he's giving me an entrance I always wanted. Riding in on a hearse led by bikers. Just like that guy who used to be on the TV a lot. The under...

Ally: We don't talk about those outmoded federations here Hayden.


CAMERA CUTS TO RYAN'S OFFICE

Henchman: Er boss, boss, the entrance you organised for this Hayden chump, it's, um, not quite right.

Ryan: Oh, trust me, it's right. He thinks Jason's organized this. Hayden is a very angry young man and has some potential. I can't be bothered looking after him but if he's going to dislike someone, it might as well be Jason and not me. Who knows when it'll come in handy.........